"I went from zero interviews in six weeks to three in a month. The system gave me the language for my executive dysfunction and finally stopped the spiral."
Contact us at coach@jobcoffin.com for ADHD career coaching.
Your Survival Kit for the "Brutal" 2025 Market.
The current market is a "Volume Trap" designed to burn you out. We are the Anti-Search Engine. We only deliver 85%+ confidence matches, protecting your dopamine for the roles that actually matter.
| The career system is.
Standard career advice hurts ADHD brains. We replaced the dashboards with a momentum engine that acts as your prospective memory.
System Active
Your Armor in the Arena
Stop fighting the market. Start out-smarting it.
Most platforms leave you vulnerable to the ghosting cycle. We build your "Experiential Genome" to automate your prep and protect your emotional resilience.
Experiential Genome Active
Your patterns are mapped. Week 1 insights inform Month 6 strategy.
RSD Support Shielded
Rejection Sensitive Dysphoria management built into every loop.
PANIC Command Ready
Crisis intervention protocol available 24/7 via email.
We handle the executive function. You handle the thriving.
My father died with a library of half-finished greatness and a heart full of shame.
My father — A brilliant polymath who never knew his "laziness" had a clinical name.
He was a creative force and a polymath. But he spent his life oscillating between hyperfocus and paralysis.
He didn’t need more "willpower." He needed a system that remembered his wins when he couldn’t.
JobCoffin is the system I wish he had. It’s the end of the ADHD Groundhog Day loop.
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Minimum Confidence Match for Job Recommendations
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Private. No Public "Open to Work" Badges.
From "Problem Employee" to High-Performer
See how ADHD professionals are bypassing the typical hustle.
"The Unschedule changed everything. By scheduling play first, I stopped feeling guilty and actually started finishing my tasks. No more "Sunday Scaries."."
"I finally felt clear on what to do next. The messaging sounded like me, not some generic AI template. It’s like having a coach who actually remembers my last win."
You're not lazy. You're just navigating without a compass.
Most career tools focus on "Knowing-How" (Skills). We focus on "Knowing-Why" (Values).
The Knowing-Why (Energy)
Your values are your compass. When they align, motivation is automatic. You don't need willpower when you have clarity.
The Knowing-How (Skills)
Your talent is stable. Your capacity fluctuates. We build for your low-energy days so you never lose your hard-earned progress.
Identify Your Momentum Break.
Every hero has a threshold they cannot cross. Select your current blocker to see how the system adapts.
The Quiet Intelligence Suite.
Evidence-based armor for the modern ADHD career.
Platform Capabilities
A complete ADHD career system engineered for your brain. Click any feature to learn more.
Permanent Pattern Memory
AI that remembers YOUR specific ADHD patterns forever
Permanent Pattern Memory
AI that remembers YOUR specific ADHD patterns forever
Unlike ChatGPT's stateless conversations, I build a permanent database of YOUR patterns, triggers, and successes. Week 1 insights inform Month 6 strategies.
- Permanent memory of your ADHD patterns
- Track what works and what doesn't
- No more starting over each session
- Evolving insights over months
Dopamine-Optimized Rewards
32,768 unique reward combinations to celebrate task initiation
Dopamine-Optimized Rewards
32,768 unique reward combinations to celebrate task initiation
ADHD brains need higher dopamine to START tasks. Our variable reward system offers 32,768 unique combinations using slot-machine psychology for positive outcomes.
- 32,768 unique reward combinations
- Variable rewards trigger dopamine release
- Celebrate starting, not just finishing
- Scientifically engineered for ADHD
AI Resume Builder
Generate ADHD-optimized resumes that highlight your unique strengths
AI Resume Builder
Generate ADHD-optimized resumes that highlight your unique strengths
AI-powered resume generation that understands neurodivergent career paths, gaps, and the unconventional strengths ADHD brings to the workplace.
- ADHD-friendly resume templates
- Reframe career gaps positively
- Highlight hyperfocus achievements
- ATS-optimized and human-readable
Job Matching Algorithm
See interview probability and match scores BEFORE applying
Job Matching Algorithm
See interview probability and match scores BEFORE applying
Our algorithm analyzes your patterns against job requirements to predict interview likelihood (68% accuracy) and compatibility (91% match scores).
- 68% interview prediction accuracy
- 91% compatibility match scores
- Save time on incompatible roles
- Focus energy where it matters
Engagement Tracking
Daily momentum tracking to maintain consistency
Engagement Tracking
Daily momentum tracking to maintain consistency
Track your daily engagement, build streaks, and maintain momentum with ADHD-friendly accountability that celebrates small wins.
- Daily engagement streaks
- Visual progress tracking
- Gentle accountability reminders
- Celebrate micro-wins
Email-Only Design
Zero friction - everything happens in your inbox
Email-Only Design
Zero friction - everything happens in your inbox
No apps to download, no passwords to remember. Your entire coaching experience lives in the one place ADHD brains actually check: email.
- No app downloads required
- Works where you already are
- Eliminates login friction
- Email = your external memory
Privacy-First Architecture
Your data stays yours - period
Privacy-First Architecture
Your data stays yours - period
No tracking, no selling data to third parties. Your ADHD patterns and career information are encrypted and exclusively yours.
- End-to-end encryption
- No third-party data sharing
- GDPR compliant
- Delete your data anytime
Real-Time AI Coaching
Get immediate responses when you need them most
Real-Time AI Coaching
Get immediate responses when you need them most
Email CoachHypeAI anytime and get AI-powered coaching responses within minutes, not days. Available 24/7 when inspiration strikes.
- Response within minutes
- Available 24/7
- Context-aware coaching
- Remembers your conversation history
All features are backed by peer-reviewed ADHD research and neuroscience.
A System Built for [Neuro]divergent Opulence
Three pillars to kill the "initiation gap" and protect your energy.
The Unschedule
We protect your "Dopamine Perimeter" by scheduling play first. By removing the pressure to "be productive," we make actual work effortless.
Pattern Memory
The end of Groundhog Day. Our AI builds a permanent database of your specific ADHD patterns, so you never have to repeat the same mistake twice.
Quiet Intelligence
No noisy dashboards. No social pressure. Just high-probability job matches and conversational coaching delivered directly to your inbox.
The 3-step Path to Career Resurrection
No downloads. No new habits. Just forward motion.
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Step 1
The Work-Style Audit
Take the 2-minute assessment. We map your specific ADHD typology and identifying your "Knowing-Why."
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Step 2
Automate Your Unschedule
After your assessment, we email a secure magic link to connect your calendar. We’ll help you map your protected play time first, creating the dopaminergic scaffolding you need to thrive.
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Step 3
Receive Quiet Matches
Stop searching. We use our Jobs API to surface only 85%+ matches, with interview scripts delivered after an interview is scheduled.*
Our AI remembers every win, every trigger, and every preference — your search gets smarter every time you reply. *Interview scripts arrive after an interview is scheduled.
Stop Starting Over.
Take the 2‑minute Work Style Assessment and start building your Experiential Genome today.
Secure. Private. Designed for your brain.
The Fine Print (No Jargon)
What is your refund policy?
We keep it simple: cancel anytime, keep access through your billing period, and email us if you need help resetting your plan.
How is this different from other job sites?
Traditional sites are built for neurotypical brains. They thrive on search volume and noisy notifications. We thrive on precision and peace. We don't want you searching; we want you deciding. By building a permanent database of your patterns, we provide the 'prospective memory' that ADHD brains often lack.
Is my data private?
Absolutely. We don't have public 'Open to Work' banners that tip off your current employer. Your Experiential Genome is yours alone, encrypted and used only to power your personalized matches and coaching.